Retard 

A retarded person or "Retard" is someone that has been exposed to idiotidis.

The Retard: Hey, how are you?
Jeff: I'm good
The Retard: Don't you like Sonic and Shadow
Jeff: Yeah there pretty cool
The Retard: Man I wish hedgehogs were real.

Retard by GrahamCrackers123 January 29, 2017

Retard 

1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.

Sarah Palin is a retard; her son Trig is not.

Retard by Get_It_Straight December 11, 2010

Retard 

I don’t really know too much but everyone calls me this so it probably means someone who is responsible, empathetic, totally amazing, uhh, I don’t fucking know any words that start with R and D, oh wait! Responsible and Dildo!

Dictionary man is a fucking retard!

Retard by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023

retard 

The person that is always in the corner of shame

HAHA that retard is in the corner of shame again!

retard by Purewaterdrinking July 20, 2018

retard 

Somebody who isn't YOU.

"You see that dude over there? He graduated from harvard with a PHDTV in quantum physiology or something but he's still a retard because he doesn't have as much girls as I do."

retard by The_Advocate March 22, 2005

Retard 

You

You are a retard

Retard by YouTube User January 13, 2020

Retard 

Someone who takes the Urban Dictionary this seriously:

retard

v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.

Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.

by XXXXXX Jan 11, 2006

"Did you see that retarded definition by that retard on Urban Dictionary?

"I did. What's up with that retard?"

"Probably a retarded virgin who thought this was Webster's"
"Retard. Can you believe anyone voted that definition up?"
"I know, what a bunch of retards."

Retard by ChuckDarwin May 15, 2013