residual vapors

The over whelming stench that clings and wraps the unsuspecting visitor upon entering a multicultural meeting facility (shitter) after the phantom shitter who did not provide a series of courtesey flushes has vacated the room.

I was in the restroom taking a good dump when a crude neighbor cuts loose with the most fowl bowel movement ever requiring me to cut my business short. The whole restroom (the multicultural meeting facility was incapsulated with residual vapors that lasted for hours and nearly requiring building evacuation.

by Jorge11 July 14, 2006

residual wipings

The remains that are invariably left on and around one's ass after wiping, often presenting itself in the form of dingleberries. Residual wipings are the primary cause of skid marks.

You can wipe and wipe and wipe, but you're never truly free of residual wipings until you shower.

by bepbopborp July 29, 2009

Residual Patriotism

Setting off fireworks left over from the 4th of July, sometimes as long as four months after the holiday. Such actions can often be irritating, distracting, nerve wracking, or in unusual cases, soothing.

I was sitting here when I heard a bunch of explosions. I looked outside to see the neighbors throwing firecrackers. I guess they were releasing some of their Residual Patriotism.

Bob: Hey Frank, you have any plans for the weekend?
Frank: Nah, I think I'm gonna go down to the creek and release some Residual Patriotism.
Bob: It's 20°F out!

by HatMan! July 8, 2009

residual high

when you become constantly dumb from all the weed you've smoked. usualy found in major potheads

that toker just tripped UP the stairs, that bitch must have residual high.

by yo!beerman! May 10, 2008

residual comment

When you are walking somewhere with a group of people and you are addressing one friend in particular,but a stranger catches your eye and you make that comment directly to them instead.

Your friend Jason makes a crude gesture

(while a women emerges from a store in front of you, catching your eye)
you respond to Jason by saying
"I never want to see your face again"
but you are still looking at the strange women
Then you say
"oh that was a really bad residual comment"

by seen-your-pics September 13, 2009

residual booty

A hook-up session or sexual encounter attained solely based on one's association with another person or party.

Man, I sure wish we were friends with Tom Brady - imagine the amount of residual booty we'd snag?

by T-Styles October 28, 2008

Residual Pants

The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.

My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!

by LarraKyleen May 20, 2014