Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.

"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"

by rawtap July 18, 2009

Reshma

A kind hearted one of a kind person. Very pretty, usually has long hair and long ass eyelashes. She has many friends and can make anyone laugh. She’s the life of the party and always puts a smile on everyone’s face. Gets drunk off her ass

Reshma too littttt

*falls 10 times

by Actually accurate April 13, 2020

reshead

noun. a frugal pothead, who regularly partakes of a hit in a well-worn piece to achieve a satisfaction without the immediate expensive of purchasing more bud.

Jim: That reshead always hits the bowl after its cashed.

Scooby: Ruh, roh nothin' left in the bowl.
Shaggy: It's not scooby snacks yet...
*Rips a massive res hit*
Shaggy: Zoinkies man! wanna hit, scoob?
Scooby: I'm no reshead

by Chuckie888 December 2, 2013

resume hookup

To hook up with someone just to put it on your "hookup resume".

Ryan: dude, why'd you hook up with that beast last night?

Josh: never hooked up with a big black girl before, total resume hookup.

by Tyranasaurs Rex June 30, 2010

ReSheemah

A strong, powerful woman, who truly has a powerful belief of God. She's very hardworking and u would enjoy being around her. She's outgoing and fun and If u meet a Resheema u are very lucky.

Guy 1: u want something to eat.
Girl 1: no I'm broke.
Guy 1: well, I'll pay for it.
Girl 1: How ReSheemah of u!

by Cam'ron McDowell January 4, 2014

Resume Roulette

The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.

Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.

by HtotheWebb September 9, 2023

Reshed

Fleshiness: more than average fatness.

Jackie - Dude, your really fat!
Michael - Yeah. I'm starting to become a Reshed.
Jackie - Oh, I'm sorry dude.

by Honey Sprouse March 10, 2012