Progress Reports

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

by boredlikehell34 December 19, 2008

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Reborn Repuke

These are arrogant yuppies that decided to become republicans so people think that they are richer than they actually are. They are usually uneducated ass kissers that are just a few paychecks away from the street. They think they are high and mighty though, and want to join the republicans.

I can't believe that fuck stick brother of mine. He used to be just like us but since he had a few lucky breaks now he thinks his shit doesn't stink and he decides to become a repuke overnight. He is a reborn repuke. Wait until his boss kicks him to the curb and his wife bangs a shaved ape.

by running out of patience June 4, 2010

Report Card

The source of all nightmares for kids, generally containing mostly C's when the student has promised his parents good marks.

"Timmy, how did you do," Asked the mother curiously.
"Oh...right... Remember how how you told me you loved me yesterday, before these report cards existed...?

by Vlad E. September 27, 2009

swing report

n.: a private diary kept by a swinging couple. The diary maintains partner names, dates, and locations as well as brief descriptions of explicit sexual encounters with anonymous partners. The entries may also include "likes" and "dislikes" of certain prospective partners, in order to gain a competitive edge on the group at future swing parties.

"Melanie and I read one of our swing reports from the 2005 fiscal year...and you would not believe how much we spent on anal-related costs and mergers!"

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

reported

Said in response to a post, comment or action that is against the rules of whatever game or forum the conversation took place.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.

Usually, it's just a joke.

A: I hate niggers
B: reported.

C: Hey, you're not allowed to do that, stop it.
B: make me
C: reported.

by JyL. September 27, 2005

Weather Report

A jazz band from the the '70s, Weather Report was made up of pianist Joe Zawinul and saxophonist Wayne Shorter, with a lot of others coming in and out in rotation. Some members that have gone through include the late great Jaco Pastorius, who was a virtuoso at bass. They went through a string of drummers, including Alphonse Mouzon, Eric Gravatt, Greg Errico, Leon 'Ndugu' Chancler, and Chester Thompson.

Oh yeah, and their album "Heavy Weather" fucking kicks!

Weather Report featured Jaco Pastorius, therefore Weather Report owns all.

by Christopher Riggs October 3, 2005