slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"
"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"
by yatenga December 09, 2011
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relic lost

The state of being unable to close your anus after losing your anal virginity.
A: Wow, are you sure you're okay? You've been going to the toilet a lot.
B: It's nothing, I just got my relic lost, it'll heal.
by Robert Roberswine September 28, 2023
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relic

an object surviving from an earlier time, especially one of historical or sentimental interest.
by guy with all the words February 05, 2024
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Relic

A very horny person, they stalk the people they love, and they are very nice, but they will infect any and all with their own special disease if you get too close to them. But overall, they are cool.

p.s: If they have Relic as their Xbox or Playstation Gamertag, please don't expect them to have big tits or a decently sized rack. Also, they will be dumb.
Friend 1: Hey I have a Relic as a friend
Friend 2: You poor, poor soul
by Ness_Lucas November 15, 2021
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Relics

by RelicsXD May 03, 2021
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Relic

by Shitting unicorn March 11, 2018
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maximum relic

wook slang for a close friend, acquaintance
What's up maximum relic
by rzp1 March 15, 2019
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