sticky refund

ejaculating into a woman's hand so she can save your load for later.

"I didn't know where to bust so I gave her the old Sticky Refund. Told her not to let it spoil her dinner."

by nacko420 May 22, 2010

refucklican

Someone who still supports President Bush after

1) Tax Cuts for wealthy
2) Illegal criminal Iraq war based on bullshit claims of WMD
3) No WMD found
4) Bin Laden still out there
5) Iraq al Qaeda link to September 11th found to be bullshit based on bipartisan committee
6) Tens of thousands of lives lost in Iraq and Afghanistan
7) The horrible mess that is Iraq now
8) Bush compliments the FEMA head and then fires him

A refucklican is not a rich person who benefits from Bush's tax cuts and supports him, but still knows he is totally inept. That is a rich, selfish, douche. A refucklican is one that actually thinks he is a great president.

Why didn't Bush lose for re-election? I mean, I thought only the top two percent income brackets would vote for him! Easy, because faux news and the crap spinning from fat fuck Karl Rove's office convinced all the refucklicans to vote for Bush in addition to the wealthy, greedy rich and powerful! Damn rednecks!

by Blazin' heavy September 26, 2005

Time Refund

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.

Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."

by IcemanJack August 28, 2018

Redunkuless

A general reference to something so out of the ordinary Thus it can be only used on very special occasions because it passes the use of swears and/or expletives in that form of awesomeness.

Shaq is less than 9 feet tall, Redunkuless
"Dude, Pamela Anderson was at my house last night" "Dude, that's redunkuless"

by GorrillaMann April 18, 2009

The Refund

This is a multi-step act in which you take a dump (said turd must be firm) and insert the turd into your lover's ass. Lover will then shit out the turd, which you then stick in his/her mouth, causing the subject to vomit the turd amongst other fluids.

After eating a hearty meal of cornbread and steak, Don gave Tim The REFUND, resulting in a severe staph infection for his son Tim. He's such a slut.

by Pablo Honey October 13, 2006

refuckindiculous

something that is so rediculous that it needs a curse word to make a point

wtf? mars is gonna collide with earth? thats refuckindiculous

by darejar January 11, 2008

refuckingdiculous

When something is just unfathomably ridiculous.

a. "Dude look at the cat riding the skateboard!"
b. "Thats refuckingdiculous!"

by John the Postman February 14, 2008