Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

by bloody penguin November 7, 2011

Reject Fries

The french fries you occasionally get with your fast food meal that are either too limp to eat or overcooked.

Usually put to the corner of your burger wrapper and saved for your dogs

I went to Mcdonald's and they were having an off day! Half of my fries were Reject Fries!

by ZakkyZebra February 27, 2010

All-American Eagle Rejects

Clothes from American Eagle that you don't buy because they don't fit or you don't like them. Based off of the band, "The All-American Rejects"

Vicky- So did you buy that green sweater?

Sandy- No, it ended up being an All-American Eagle Reject.

Stacy- Those clothes are All-American Eagle Rejects, can you go put them back?

Leah- Sure thing.

by Nancy Drew 5000 September 5, 2009

rejection

Rejection is an avoidable part of life. Nevertheless, rejection is a very painful experience. But life would be very boring without it. A person that has never experienced rejection is a sheltered little fuck with a perfect life; someone who has never had to work hard for anything. A person that is a stranger to struggle, pain and rejection is not worthy of respect. Even those people with "perfect" lives that never experience rejection are miserable. Look at any young rich celebrity; they're all strung out on all types of substances. Rejection is an experience that makes us all stronger. The world is a hard and cold place. Not getting the girl or guy of your desires or not getting to live the life you want will only give you the inspiration to try harder and improve yourself as a person.

I'm 26 years old and I have experienced rejection my entire life. But every time I look in the mirror I think "Damn, I am one handsome lucky bastard..."

by Hold Your Head October 23, 2008

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Breaking the rules: like being able to kill the bad guy even though you already died.

Sword Art Online Abridged Parody: Episode 11

Kirito: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Kayaba: "NICE!! Dungeonmaster!"
Kirito: "What? No! Mythbusters... What the hell is Dungeonmaster?"
Kayaba: "Oh. I was so happy there for a second."

by Animefangirl365 December 13, 2018

Wizzle Reject

Lames that can’t hang with the real. They enjoy starting drama, creating unnecessary beef, and always will have the victim mentality. If you ever meet a Wizzle Reject make sure to ignore them or annoy the shit out of them.

Wizzle Rejects ain’t shit and can never be real Wizzles.

by HTS Wizzles June 5, 2018

Dingle-Berry Rejects

Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.

Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.

They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.

john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.

david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.

by kunawaro December 10, 2010