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redneckicity

the act of being a redneck
preston showed off his inner redneckicity when he decided to have a collection of old cars in his front yard that don't work.
by juicylovesaeagle September 11, 2005
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rednecking

activites rednecks partake in. ex: hunting, 4 wheeling, stealing random useless items and poning them off, eat fried chicken in there food stained wife beater, and driving a lawn mower b/c they aford a car.
Mary- what do you want to do today?

Bill Bob- do you want to go rednecking?

Mary- yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jimmy Bob Jones April 13, 2007
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rednecks

n. (Rhed-nek-cs)
A person who defies the common English language with slang that makes 'ghetto black men and women' sound like something Harvard would crap out. An obsession with NASCAR and deer hunting, some southern people think it's "cool" to be a redneck, so they wear Dixie Outfitter and other bizarrely imbecillic things. The favorite combination is the dixie flag shirt and belt buckle, leather boots, jeans, and a flannel shirt or a cowboy hat.

I live with these wannabes. Their IQ rivals the numerical scale on such a large factor, California's earthquakes pray at night they can be as big. It's become a challenge to the english language to fathom their conversation techniques. They consist of three subjects:
1) Things that rhyme with beer
2) Cars without AC or radio
3) Blacks, mexicans, and educated peoples.

While they do defy all human logic on a galactic scale (Which they might think of as a fancy breakfast cereal), they deserve pity.
"Yous an idgit, you durn wetback!"
Myself: "I'm clearly white. Also, my accent cues my british decent"
"Deer! Beer! Fear!... Treer"
Myself: "You just rhymed Fear with Tree"
"Yous and yer fancy 'edjukayshin'"
Myself: "I'm sorry, that last sentance destroyed the remnants of my brain cells. Could you have someone translate from dumbass to understandable, for you sir are clearly fitted under the category of rednecks"
by Master-Penguin April 13, 2006
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rednecks

Wow, people who live in Fowlerville are such rednecks.
by yellow hazard March 3, 2009
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redneckoscity

A means to gauge the relative amount of inbreeding or nascar viewing in the area.
man 1: Shit, theres a high amount of redneckoscity in the area.
man 2: You're right, lets get the hell out of here.
by boweka27 August 21, 2007
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Rebeckism

A literal explanation of the glaringly obvious.
“Now I’m off down the rabbit hole.” When Rebecca is literally ALWAYS in the rabbit hole… it’s a Rebeckism.
by Dune for Life December 4, 2021
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Rednecks

Southern/Southwestern person who is racist,loves to hunt, and are stupid
The rednecks Henry Nixon,Daniel McCarty, and Charles Stuckey couldnt stop talking about how they couldnt wait till football season so they could "popp" those nigers across the line and then a girl walked by and Henry said nice tits and hed never seen her in his life. They all want trucks and love to hunt they were jeans, boots, button downs, and a hunting jacket everyday.
by Mrs.Vultex January 23, 2008
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