Annoying Band kids who've never matured after the age of 10 who laugh at unfunny predictable memes everyday. Usually shows symptoms of, hating popular things, worshipping Keana Reeves and Pewdiepie, likes communism, and get's really horny all the time. They can be found in their rooms laughing at pewdiepie memes and going on the ask-reddit subreddit to ask a sex related question.
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what 60+9 is?
Redditor: BRUUUH, THATS THE SEX NUMBER LOOOL FLOOR GANG AROUUGH LOL TEACHER YOURE A SIMP SIMP YOUR A KAREN SIMP, THERE IS A IMPOSTER AMOUNG US, TEACHER HERE IS LOOKING A BIT SUS COMMUNIST 100 IM GOING TO BLAST USSR SHREAK ANIME ANTHEM BRUH BRUH BRUH NICE. UM TEACHER CAN I COMMIT DIE? WHATS MY NAME? heh joe mama. yes.
Redditor: BRUUUH, THATS THE SEX NUMBER LOOOL FLOOR GANG AROUUGH LOL TEACHER YOURE A SIMP SIMP YOUR A KAREN SIMP, THERE IS A IMPOSTER AMOUNG US, TEACHER HERE IS LOOKING A BIT SUS COMMUNIST 100 IM GOING TO BLAST USSR SHREAK ANIME ANTHEM BRUH BRUH BRUH NICE. UM TEACHER CAN I COMMIT DIE? WHATS MY NAME? heh joe mama. yes.
by Hazardous2250 October 29, 2020
An introvert with a Superiority Complex who mindlessly repeats and circle-jerks the opinions of their community while harassing others whos opinion slightly differs from their hive-mind. They seemingly post the same thing over and over again just with a slightly different template to get upvotes and feel validated for once in their life.
Redditors harass people who like Fortnite, Tiktok, or emojis not because they actually hate those things but because they want to feel validated by the Reddit Hive-mind.
by SirBallbreaker69 April 28, 2020
Most likely a skinny, pale creature that lives on caves or other dark areas. The only thing they do is mindlessly scroll through Reddit for hours. Most likely is a Virgin, so will try to Simp for anyone of the opposite gender.
by n_u_m_l_o_k September 08, 2020
An inferior species that spends 24/7 on reddit and worships Keanu Reeves, Big Chungus, and Minecraft. They are virgins that can't find a girlfriend and was single since 2016.
Normal Person: My friend that plays Fortnite died today. RIP 😞
Redditor: WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS BRUH MINECRAFT MOMENT FORTNITE BAD I WILL GET SO MUCH KARMA FOR THIS R/EMOJIPOLICE HANDS UP GO ON THE GROUND OMG AHAHAHAH
Redditor: WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS BRUH MINECRAFT MOMENT FORTNITE BAD I WILL GET SO MUCH KARMA FOR THIS R/EMOJIPOLICE HANDS UP GO ON THE GROUND OMG AHAHAHAH
by anonexistentguy June 03, 2021
An introvert with a Superiority Complex that mindlessly parrots and circle-jerks the same posts and opinions over and over again while harassing people who have opinions that differ from that of the Reddit-Hivemind, not necessarily because they share the same opinions with their community, but because they want as many updoots as possible to feel validation from another person for once in their life.
Person A: I'm redditor and I believe we should bully children that use emojis and Tiktok because they're trash.
Person B: Did your parents love you? Who hurt you?
Person B: Did your parents love you? Who hurt you?
by SirBallbreaker69 April 28, 2020
The worst scum on this planet. For some reason, they think they're funny. Usually overweight and wears glasses. Hopefully natural selection takes hold and they all die off.
by Sakon March 06, 2020
Another word for hypocrite.
They hate reposters, yet they repost
They hate emojis, yet they pay for awards which are also emojis
They say TikTok is cringe, yet their memes are cringey
They hate Fortnite because it's repetitive, yet scrolling through Reddit is also repetitive
They worship Keanu Reeves, yet never watched his movies
They call out Instagram for stealing their memes, yet they steal memes from 9GAG sometimes
They hate the USA and worship Europe, yet they're not even European
They hate racists, yet they're xenophobic which is also racist
They hate boomers, yet they act like boomers and are sometimes 40 year olds which are almost boomers
They say people with bad spelling are having a stroke, yet they have bad spelling
In conclusion, Redditors are fucking hypocrites.
They hate reposters, yet they repost
They hate emojis, yet they pay for awards which are also emojis
They say TikTok is cringe, yet their memes are cringey
They hate Fortnite because it's repetitive, yet scrolling through Reddit is also repetitive
They worship Keanu Reeves, yet never watched his movies
They call out Instagram for stealing their memes, yet they steal memes from 9GAG sometimes
They hate the USA and worship Europe, yet they're not even European
They hate racists, yet they're xenophobic which is also racist
They hate boomers, yet they act like boomers and are sometimes 40 year olds which are almost boomers
They say people with bad spelling are having a stroke, yet they have bad spelling
In conclusion, Redditors are fucking hypocrites.
by IdekIForgotMyName February 15, 2021