redeye

1. Bad whiskey, usually rye for its red color, in the Old West.
2. The anal pore.

When we mooned the cops I gave them my redeye.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

redeye

referring to the effects of weed on yer eyes and your readiness to depart.

ahhh shit dude I'm redeye to go to mc,d's I gots me the munchies.

by frank33s October 6, 2008

redeye

the worst movie ever made, literally that bad

wes craven should never be allowed to make anymore movies, redeye fuckin sucked!!

by Mad Maximus April 17, 2006

red-eyed pig

When a man holds a girl's eyes open as he finishes in them. Then, with the girl's eyes reddening from the ejaculate, the man spanks her ass hard causing her to squeal like a pig.

I met a girl at the bar last night and took her home. She didn't take too kindly when I gave her the red-eyed pig...

by Heartscarfer March 31, 2015

Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.

Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.

by Qoylurani October 31, 2010

Redeye Jedi

Act of stealthily exposing the rim of one's anus to unsuspecting victims, preferably accompanied by a Star Wars-themed joke, like "The Death Star will be completed on schedule" in one's best Darth Vader voice.

I heard Bob coming down the hall so I gave him a Redeye Jedi. He got an eye full of the Dark Side.

by Yo Duh August 14, 2012

Redeye

Moronic, pretentious, self important ass hole journalist. Writes for Edge magazine. Thinks he is god, but his words are complete garbage. TWICE he has insulted serious hardcore gamers, and for that the hardcore should rise and hang him from gilded meat hooks until his balls rot off.

That Redeye is such a pretentious ass, he keeps insulting our hardcore gamer brotherhood. He must die! Hey, you wanna go play NeoGeo? Yah, we the hardcore video gamers of the world ROCK!

by Hardcore video gamer December 29, 2004