Recommend

What i call homo-sapiens with abscesses.

Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "recommend".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

The Recommendation Clause

If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.

My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.

by Joood September 25, 2020

sisters recommended

the single most retarded thing ever

guy 1: my sisters recommended is full of furrys and groomers whats wrong with her
guy 2: bro thats normal

by Zordyn May 21, 2023

recommended password

you don't remember any of them

recommended passwords aren't recommended by me

Google recommends this password.

47ryfhcfjdix8usiozixucyd

by Power476 April 12, 2021

recommendated

when you the recommendate.

i dont recommendate that

is it not recommendated?

by mindgxmes.exe March 12, 2021

That’s not recommended

Engineer speak for “Do not fucking do that.”

Frequently in response to a phenomenally dumb question (usually by sales) or an absurdly improbable situation.

Meant to be derisive.

Sales: “What if we put the square peg in the round hole?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”

Customer: “What if the lawn mower is still running when I stick my hand in?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”

by Telltalehart August 5, 2021

Recommending

what i call homo-sapiens with abscesses.

Person 1:do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "recommending"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025