Remus Lupin

AKA Moony or Professor Lupin: Hogwarts Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts.

Sexy and utterly shaggable down-on-his-luck werewolf companion of Sirius Black and James Potter. Occasional fairy-boy and all around diamond-in-the-rough Gryffindor sex-god. Also, hands off as is betrothed to aforementioned Sirius Black

"Hello, I'm Remus Lupin, the only half-decent witch or wizard willing to take the DADA position, if you'll have me"

by Charm March 19, 2004

Remus Lupin

A Harry Potter character who teaches DADA who is a better werewolf than Jacob Black by far.

Hey there goes Remus Lupin tearing off another arm of Edward Cullen!

by GortonJHS Ninja May 29, 2010

rebungification

the act of reinserting the damaged rectum of a poodle or other small dog

Fifi's rebungification left her in a lot of pain, so she can't play frisbee toss today

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

refuss

The rapid activity of the hands to rearrange ones appearance usually followed by a period of scrutinized silent appraisal. You can primp for hours whereas the refuss in measured in seconds.

As she crossed the threshold of the dining room she paused to refuss herself in the huge mirror.

by Dr. Velocity February 19, 2011

Remus sanders

Remus sanders is a character from the ongoing series "sanders sides" by Thomas sanders . Remus (aka the Duke, aka stinky trash man, aka rat king) is the personification of intrusive thoughts along with creativity. He also likes to eat deodorant and can bite through steel. He

Virgil: "did you hear? Remus sanders sat on the fridge at 3 in the morning eating a stick of deodorant just to scare Roman"
Patton: " oooh. Is that what that noise was? I thought you were just watching scary movies again"

by Jboat0000 April 23, 2020

mega remus

mega remus is a phrase used when one individual is blatantly lying or talking themselves up to feel better about themselves. If another individual suspects the person lying, they shout out the phrase.

(Josh) "Yeah I reckon I could be the best in the state for legal studies if I tried"
(Jamo) " MEGA REMUS!!"

by The Bu$ine$$ Man June 25, 2017

Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?

Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"

by Fearman February 23, 2008