a real one

The One who makes you look funnier infront of your crush.

Person1: "Ayo you a real one g"
Person2: "Ight Ight go get her homie"

by richniqqa December 8, 2021

Spicy for a real one

actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
tea

Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one

by lolurnotashotasmycrush March 21, 2019

take a real one

function: verb

1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.

1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.

by Alana Post October 5, 2005

The Real One

Stunna Walker Is The Real One

#TRO

Nobody:

Stunna Walker: The Real One

by StunnaWalker November 22, 2020

a real one

yaboifran2 on tik tok

yo yaboifran2 is a real one

by littlebeany June 18, 2021

A Real One

Willing to do anything sensual for your homies

Example: Only a real one can tickle my inside properly.

by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022

for a real one

James Charles uses this phrase a lot, I wish I knew what it means

I love that they ignore us for a real one... Rude

by I wish I was somebody September 5, 2018