Reecetard 

verb
when someone or something has gone beyond the realms of retardation.

when you make a decision, say something or do something that is so stupid and idiotic that it is defying the laws of the universe.

that girl is just a pure reecetard.

that is the biggest reecetard

Reecetard by alexander jenkinson November 13, 2016

Captain Reacharound 

Someone who is a champion of the reacharound technique, man or woman who espouses the joy of giving and receiving pleasure.

Also a great idea if invited to a Superhero themed party!

Ben "Thanks for that mate, I got off too!"
Steve "That's why they call me "Captain Reacharound". I'm a giver.

Captain Reacharound by BigDog The Pirate May 7, 2010

Spanish Reacharound

While giving someone a blow job, insert your thumb up your partner's butthole.

I was giving my boyfriend head and decided to give him a Spanish Reacharound

Spanish Reacharound by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009

Reecetard 

A name to call someone named Reece instead of Retard

Tyler: "Reece, where is my beer?"
Reece: "I drank it"
Tyler: "Oh Reece you Reecetard

Reecetard by dude12345678123456 July 18, 2011

Gaylo: Reacharound

A compound derogatory term for Halo Reach (a video game for Xbox 360), primarily reserved for those who A) Do not like Halo: Reach or B) Are upset that their friends are playing Halo: Reach all the time. And so- they rename the game 1)"Gaylo: Reacharound" or 2)"Ghalo: Reacharound" (pronounced the same). This is a combination of two old terms "Gaylo"- (meaning Gay and Halo), and "Reacharound"- A sexual maneuver already defined on urbandictionary.com by Der Captain -"...The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.
Contrary to popular belief, not only a homosexual act."- (Thank You Der Captain)

"Ah... BRO! Are you EVER gonna get enough of that Gaylo: Reacharound?"

Bro: "NEVER! I'm a Brigadier BITCHES!!!"
"Well, When you are done being gay over there- lets kill some LIZARDS!"
Bro: "Gears of War 2?? And you call ME gay..."

Gaylo: Reacharound by CaptainOvaltine November 29, 2010

reacharound 

When your partner gives you a handjob from behind.

"Wow. It sounds like you had a tough day at work honey. How 'bout a reacharound?"

reacharound by Mosi June 24, 2003

Reachtards 

Popular on online gameplay for the video game "Halo: Reach". Basically means retard but is specific to newbies (known in the virtual world as "N00bs") to the game.

Yo bro! I just entered this LAN game; it's filled with "Reachtards"

Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!

Reachtards by BreachedNotBroken November 28, 2010