Ravi Shankar

A musician and composer from India. The best Sitar player in recorded history and one of the greatest musicians ever.

Western Guy: Whatcha listening to?
Pashtun Guy: Ravi Shankar.
W G: yeah.. I've heard of him, he is the father of Norah Jones right? He plays music too, huh?
Pashtun Guy walks up to Western Guy and beats his brains out with the Sunday Special Issue.

by the_last_vestage_of_truth April 21, 2010

do a ravi

Doing a ravi is when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman, then jizzes on her tits, scoops the jizz up and force feeds it to the woman like feeding a pony.

Person 1: are you going to shag your girlfriend tonight?
Person 2: yeah man i'm gonna do a ravi!
Person 1: yum yum yum!

by uch a fi October 6, 2009

Ravi Patel

Absolute victim of life, general bellend but can be funny at times. Wonky glasses and a bit of a spastic but overall a nice dude.

"Not Jesus Christ, it's Ravi Patel"

by Geoman2 May 16, 2018

Noyal Ravy

when your born in the Vietnam trees but was made in the noyal ravy usual said by some opening a can and is called Maurice

born n' the trees but made n' the noyal ravy

by noyal ravy November 25, 2019

Ravi Wankar

The Indian man that made sexually pleasing music with his instrument.
He was the father of Whorah Jones, our generation's queen of jizz.

Ravi Wankar was a legend.

by GregNelson29 April 12, 2023

Ravi Luke

an old gentleman from Taxas who is about 5 foot tall

that guy is a Ravi Luke!

by RaviLuke January 31, 2010

doing a ravi

a) doing something very stupid
b) blowing all your money on a particularly poor hand of poker

Named after a relatively infamous London gambler, who was a minor Metro celebrity for several weeks and well known for a deluded self belief that he could play poker well.

'Man, I just lost all my cash at poker!'
'How?'
'I was doing a Ravi!'
'You spaz'

by DougieTempleton September 27, 2006