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Cow Raptor

White raptors (with cow spots) that attack you while you're trippin' on shrooms in a cow pasture. If you've ever seen a cow raptor, you are probably dead right now.
"Dude, I think I just heard a cow raptor...let's get the FUCK outta here!"
by PCBPCBPCB May 6, 2009
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Raptor

A Pickpocket/Homeless person/Hobo/Mugger that steals your stuff or gives you weird looks and hisses at you before running at you like a Velociraptor, scratching you and stealing your stuff.

It could also mean someone that frequently J-walks.
Shit the bed look at that guy sat over there he is a total raptor lets get out of here.

Look at that fucking prick what a J-walking raptor bastard.
by Ex-raptor Steve April 16, 2013
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raptor status

A high level of intoxication, pretty much black-out drunk, that you hold your arms and posture like a raptor and make groans and grunts.
Uh-oh! Billy is raptor status.
by tanningsalon May 18, 2011
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Arse Raptor

Men who prey upon young, attractive women in bars or night clubs. They often move quickly from area to area and hunt in packs, hence the likeness to raptors. These are the kind of men who are often from an upper middle class background and use understand the concept of 'lad points' and 'banterousness'.
Arseraptor 1 - 'Well hello there ladies. My friends and I have been struck by your beauty and grace. Can I buy you a drink?'

Girl - 'Piss off, you Arse Raptor.'

Arseraptor 2 - 'That was a class example of banterous behavior. Lad points all round!'
by CorporalL98 July 10, 2011
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SVT Raptor

The badest ass truck Ford Motor CO has to offer. It has a 6.2 liter V8 engine. Pure off-road heaven. This truck is a "souped up" version of the famous Ford F-150 pick up.
Man1: i've got a ford svt raptor!
Man2: Holy Shit!
by piss face August 17, 2010
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raptor jesus

A meme that rose to fame when it was the 900,000th post on 4chan's /b/ (which now has over 40 million posts). Consists of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto a picture of Jesus.
Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.
by adeb December 24, 2007
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raptor jesus

Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.
Man Bhudda could take raptor jesus!
by Drew Mcleod June 4, 2005
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