Racooning

The act foraging for food late at night in your own kitchen while under the influence of marijuana. One must sneak about their kitchen searching for munchies while trying not to wake up others who are sleeping, such as parents, spouses or any other person that would not appreciate you waking them up as you search for food. One must look for food as quietly as possible by the light of an open refrigerator.

I woke my wife up last night when I was racooning. I accidentally slammed the microwave door after pulling out a really hot mini pizza.

by McKrautSki March 2, 2008

Raccoonism

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.

Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.

by Raccoonmansolderhottercousin April 6, 2021

Raccoonist

The skillful art of training raccoons
They don't always bite and love to play games. Keith Livingston is the first and only raccoonist.

Keith and Amanda practiced raccoonery for 5 days, Rikki was trained well he is a good raccoonist.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

raccoonating

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.

It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.

by gotonull January 3, 2008

raccoooninnit

A really cool TikToker who is also very pretty and gets a lot of bitches.

Raccoooninnit posted a new Tommypos video!

by Hearts4Tommy April 20, 2022

Racooning

A sexual act where a male visits a female's home, receives oral sex, and after climaxing, strikes her twice, once in each eye. He then immediately runs out of her house by way of the kitchen, where he knocks over her garbage can.

"I totally racooned Carla yesterday! I bet that black-eyed bitch had to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after I left."

by phucvtec January 10, 2005

Raccoonbug

A wild creature who lurks around at night in it's wild habitat praying on its next victim.
They prefer eating live animals as opposed to dead ones because they enjoy the squirming of the dying animal in their mouths. Those sick fucks.

Girl: Alright I think I'll be heading home now.
Boy: Wait! let me walk you home, I wouldn't want you to be eaten by one of those god awful RACCOONBUGS!

There amidst the tree's is the wild raccoonbug in its natural habitat.

by DUDBUGS April 8, 2011