Rudi Haylock

He is the shit, the best better then Beau and has a way bigger dick than him. All the girls would love just one ride on that amazing penis....

Who is that man.......he must be a Rudi Haylock because he's better then beau.

by RDU August 29, 2017

Rudi Haylock

He is a small young man with a very out of proportioned penis compared to his body at approximately 16.9 inches. He hit puberty at the age of 4 and is now 15 and is still growing a moustache.

That guy is tiny with a big dick, and still trying to grow a moustache, he must be a Rudi Haylock.

by RDU November 30, 2018

rudi doobie

Someone who does drugs and likes to do lines in the school toilets

Look over there, it’s rudi doobie

by Wavyjoe April 28, 2022

turo rudi

The correct spelling is túró rudi, which is the most popular sweet in Hungary. It is a delicious curd cheese bar in chocolate. People get quite addicted after tasting it. :) The original is the one with red dots on its package (www.english.pottyos.hu). You may find it under the name of DOTS as well (e.g. in Italy).

Would you buy me a giant turo rudi from the vending machine?

by fuchsia_RGB(255,0,255) April 12, 2009

turo rudi

amazing and delicious Hungarian chocolate bar made in Hungary. Turo Rudi has a chocolate outer coating containing turo (sweet cottage cheese).
It sounds disgusting but it's incredibly addictive.
There are many variants on Turo Rudi but if you go to Hungary check out the original in it's distinctive red and white packaging.

Man, let's get on a plane to Budapest and go get us some turo rudi.

and prostitutes.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

ain't no Rudi

What one says to girls who think they are hot, but are ugly. In reference to the hot news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar on CNN, and used as a comparison of the two.

Girl get yo skank ass back from me, you ain't no Rudi!

by wes July 11, 2004

Dirty Rudi

When a women shits then a man licks it out of her ass crack and then spits it back into her mouth

did you hear that tiffany and Danny did a dirty Rudi last night

by el_kiwi_fruit November 11, 2019