Rolling on the floor laughing soda out my nose.
Pronounced phonetically as rɒf'-fɜːl-sɒm or rof-ful-som.
The result of a hilarious comment said at a completely inopportune time, such as in the middle of imbibing a carbonated beverage.
The expression can be used in any situation where an internet comment caused adverse effects irl. Alternative examples include spilling hot soup or coffee all over yourself or peeing a little.
Pronounced phonetically as rɒf'-fɜːl-sɒm or rof-ful-som.
The result of a hilarious comment said at a completely inopportune time, such as in the middle of imbibing a carbonated beverage.
The expression can be used in any situation where an internet comment caused adverse effects irl. Alternative examples include spilling hot soup or coffee all over yourself or peeing a little.
Jesse: My bio professor was talking about conferences. She said she never comes because it's just a bunch of old guys. So I asked her if she knew that that's what she said.
Kiersten: ROFLSOMN! Oh, good God that's painful, brb!
Kiersten: ROFLSOMN! Oh, good God that's painful, brb!
by Arykj August 4, 2008
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dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!
"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"
dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!
"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"
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The act of brutally stomping someone while they are in fact Rolling On the Floor Laughing this act is usually taken due to bad sense of humor or because the joke was about them.
Leo "Whoa dude what happened to your nose"
Tom "Cory didn't find the your mom joke too funny and ROFL stomped the shit out of my face"
Tom "Cory didn't find the your mom joke too funny and ROFL stomped the shit out of my face"
by Lilbillium October 28, 2008
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Get the Rofflestomp mug.A dance in which someone kicks their legs back in forth while theyre moving their hands side to side after the totally pwn someone or something
by Timmmmmmmy September 6, 2007
Get the Rofl Stomp mug.A killjoy, someone (esp. a man) who ruins the fun for others by pointing out the inappropriateness of funny comments and situations.
A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette
An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
A female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette
An informal variation of "crusher of laughs".
Me: Man, why does Juan have to be so politically correct all the time?
You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.
Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.
Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
You: Yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.
Juan: Guys, it's really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don't know. Your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.
Us: I guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
by Promoter of lols December 17, 2011
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Me: funny comment
Debbie: insufferable remark about inappropriateness of funny comment
everyone: awkward non-laugh at funny comment, mixed with eyerolls at Debbie
Conclusion: Debbie is a roflstompette.
Debbie: insufferable remark about inappropriateness of funny comment
everyone: awkward non-laugh at funny comment, mixed with eyerolls at Debbie
Conclusion: Debbie is a roflstompette.
by Promoter of lols December 17, 2011
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