Whore Reward

1. Most commonly these things are known as children.
2. After a whore has slept around, These parasites are developed inside a female slut for 9 months before being removed by a Whore Doctor.
3. The most hateful creatures on the planet.
4. An excuse for women not going to work, and an excuse for them to sit around the house all day doing nothing.

Carla: I don't know what to do with my life, I really want to earn a lot of money, but I really can't be bothered to get a job or do any work. What do you think I should do?
Jane: Are you serious? Why not go out and have sex with some guy and get yourself a "Whore Reward"? That will give you an excuse not to work, and you will get money thrown at you by the government, it's like the name says, you are being rewarded for being a whore.
Carla: Thats brilliant, it's almost as though the government understands that lazy woman need to be looked after just like all the other scum in society. Roll on child support cheques!

by Paul Fleming November 9, 2006

anal reward

After she's done with her squat regiment, she may get a dick in her ass as a reward

Jenna finished her hundredth squat. She squatted down again and pulled down her yoga pants shaking her booty in anticipation of what came next. When I lay on my back under her, she aggressively pushed out her butthole and sat down on her anal reward

by the funny one February 25, 2022

Kumon Reward

What you get in the morning for being good.

(Noun) When I'm good in the morning, I get a huge Kumon Reward

(Verb) I'm gonna Kumon Reward when I wake up this morning.

by Baggotry January 8, 2009

yeomans reward

The scene at the end of the credits in a movie

I waited till the end of the avengers to see what the yeomans reward would be. It was schwarma.

by Thewander November 8, 2013

ally reward system

people flourishing from supporting our allies and maintaining friendly relations with them.

The ally reward system kept some families billionaires for several decades.

by Coop Dupe June 21, 2018

standard reward

The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".

Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

Creative Reward

A 'Creative Reward' refers to a self-gifted creative project undertaken by a graphic designer or someone engaged in a creative profession. This reward is a personal incentive upon successfully completing a creative task assigned to them, especially if it's one they might not be enthusiastic about.

John had to work late into the night on a tedious logo redesign, but he promised himself a 'Creative Reward' – an hour of painting his personal art – once he finished the task.

by publishit August 13, 2023