maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

by Phineas T April 9, 2008

Reconservatarian

A political identity/philosophy that consists of some tenements of republicanism (favoring a republic as the best form of government), conservatism (favoring a balanced budget; prefers spending cuts), and libertarianism (socially liberal; limited government; free markets) and some independent views as follows:
a. Regulations: Regulations in moderation should be considered and implemented on a case by case basis to not only ensure public safety but also to prevent businesses and corporations from taking advantage consumers.

b. Taxes: Moderate tax increase can be considered as a last resort for limited time periods when necessary, but new tax increase should never be permanent.

c. Immigration: Taking a holistic approach with pathway to citizenship for otherwise law abiding illegal immigrants and expel criminal elements. Also securing the boarder against all new illegal entries.

Andy: Is Jeff a Conservative or a Libertarian? Because his views never seem to lie squarely in either political ideology.

Dan: That's because he's a Reconservatarian!

by dc401 December 16, 2011

stupid response

A phrase or setence of which used that is not appropriate or not rellevant to a question or statement. The stupid response tends to be some thing undescribably odd to read or look at and alsi tends to come from someone who is also stupid. Could also come from someone who is not paying attention to the conversation.

This is a stupid response (person 2):
Person 1:Man my best friend just got hit by 2 cars. one took off and the other guy stayed and helped. But he has a dislocated leg, broken spine broken hip and road rash.
Person 2:lol, nice :D or Awesome!XD

by Eunakritos August 3, 2006

social repose

often called a "goth moth" or "mother moth" because of his unique headdress and wings that he wears on many videos on his youtube channel

-Did you see that Social Repose video that was posted yesterday????
-Who?
-Mother moth!
-Yeah man!

by riceofnewfork February 14, 2017

Repose Calligraphy

The state of your handwriting when extremely drowsy, tired, fatigued or sleepy.

Ie. the gibberish notes you take in class when your half asleep.

teacher: "...and so class, I hope your writing this down, x=pie $$%..."
student: *takes notes while dozing off*

Later at home...
student: wtf is this? *looks at notes and doesn't see, x=pie $$% but instead see's 匕z乂朩shxhdn.*Dang, I have repose calligraphy.

by TashL. July 10, 2012

doe response

a response, most commonly found in email, from a human being that would be more typically associated with a response from a young deer, or doe

I told you a great story and got this doe response.

by Pei U Sun May 14, 2010

Cheeseburger Response

A Response to a question that is not a direct answer to the question asked, but instead is a response to a question that will be later asked in that particular line of questioning.

Bree: "Phillip, would you like me to meet you at the restaurant? or should I just pick some food up for us?"

Phillip: "Cheeseburger!"

Bree: "Wow, way to make a Cheeseburger Response."

or

Chase: "Sarah, would you like to go to the movies tonight? Or should we rent a movie and stay home instead?"

Sarah: "Inception was such a great movie, I want to watch it again!"

Chase: "That was a total Cheeseburger Response."

by Esahc Selkin December 23, 2010