Quandingle Dale

An absolute chad. Quandingle Dale is the main character. Quandingle dale will fix your fatherless family situation, and give you the life you always dreamed of, because he's just that godly.

Noteworthy members of the Dale family include:
-Quandingle, of course
-Hitler
-Barack O Bama
-George Floyd
-Anne Frank
-Michelle Obama
The Dale family originated during the civil war period. They single-handedly turned the tide of battle by drowning the opposition in cum. Abraham Lincoln, another member of the Dale family, became president of the USA. After many generations, Quandingle himself is helping humanity,

Ayo Bro, did you hear about 'that' Quandingle Dale.

No
Ya lol he's literally a chad i would let rub his booty up on me anytime omg.

by RaviTheRealMan February 20, 2022

the twin river quandary

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.

I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.

by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

quandrol

someone who tries to act smart but makes themselves look like an idiot in the process

You make no sense. You're such a quandrol.

by earthscience4life June 23, 2009

Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle is a the unit of measuring for goofy ahh names.

Quandale Dingle holds the record ass goofiest ahh name, holding 1006 Quandale

Dingles.

Quandavious rickelsniffer holds 200 Quandale Dingles.

by Quandale Dingle dick suckers. March 8, 2022

Quand

(verb) The act of being made to feel some type of way.

This typically happens when a person sees someone else with something they dont have like an expensive car, jewelry, beautiful woman, or other material things and becomes jealous.

Derived from the name of the rapper (Rich Homie Quan) who popularized the phrase "feel some type of way" with his song "Type of Way" which is about all the things he has that make others "feel some type of way" such as cars, jewelry, women, etc.

Person 1: That car that guy is driving has me feeling some type of way.
Person 2: Dude you just got Quand!

by theferrariboy July 11, 2014

Quandar

Strictly speaking "Quandar" is an adjective used to describe a feeling, state, emotion, or un-godly sex act arising out of the trials and tribulations of living in a post 9/11 enviornment. As well, "Quandar" can be used in terms of tough parenting in direct relation to 9/11 and it's aftermath. One should be carefull when interjecting "Quandar" into casual conversation - being an emotionally charged term - using it lightly can have unforseen repercussions.

Ever since 9/11 the band South Paw have catered to an un-American, terrorist sympathising, communist tinged fan base, through lyrics that are definitely rooted in Quandar.

Ever since the towers fell, Tim and Grace have been caught multiple times engaging in some pretty untastefull sex acts. Alex and I are starting to think it is in direct correlation to post 9/11 stress and therefore can be considered Quandar in orgin.

Kathy's parenting has really stepped up into the realms of Quandar ever since the September 11 terror attacks. Recently she didnt let Kyle go to the bathroom in his own house because the terror alert had been raised to code orange.

by Sir Wack-Alot December 30, 2005

Qundara

Iraqi arabic word for boot. A harsh word, often used as an insult. Made famous by Iraqi reporter Muntadhar al zaidi when he threw his good bye 'qundara' to Bush

1)Zaid

- Adhorbak meet elf qundara lo ma tincheb
-(Ill hit you a hundred thousand boots if yu do not shut up)

Sadiq Ameer
- Mawli, aasif
-(my master, im sorry)

2)Iraqi father to his son
-Lek ibnil Qundara waynek

-(oi son of a boot, where are you)

3)Annoyed Iraqi
-Shlown Qanader hethola
-(what boots they are)

by DeadlyZoozoo August 19, 2009