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john quinones: what would you do?
by theovster_ November 25, 2021
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Quinno

Just about as sound as you can be while being right 99.98% of the time
Did you run that past Quinno?
Yeah, he said I don't care just get it fucking done
by Ho_Bo_ March 27, 2011
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Quiznotron

The heating oven now at Subway Sandwich Shops which provides "toasty" equivalence due to marketing pressure from Quizno's Sandwich Shops.
Subway employee: "Sir, would you like that sandwich TOASTED?"
You: "You mean, do I want you to put it in the Quiznotron?"
Subway employee: "The WHAT?"
You: "The QUIZNOTRON...ya know, that wannabe toaster oven you have?"
Subway employee: "yeah, ...that"
by Wattsup September 25, 2005
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Quiznos

A sub joint that boasts toasted subs. Tasty sandwiches, but very overpriced and the sub-jockey's are a bit anal about what condiments you put on it.
I feel like spending $15 at a fast food joint, let's go to Quizno's
by Paul December 30, 2004
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Quiznos

Good Sandwiches and so are Subway's.

What weirds me out about Quiznos though is those things singing on their commercials.I mean,what the fuck are those tings anyways? I haven't been able to figure it out.My best guess is that they are singing abortions.
Quiznos is good,their commercials consist of a couple of singing abortions sitting their singing about their sandwiches and their latest deals.
by weird shit August 11, 2004
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Quizon Method

Any outstanding result achieved that can't be explained how it occured. Close to a miraculous result.
Me: "I didn't do any work and my exam came back as a high distinction"

Friend: "How the fuck did you do that?
Me: "The Quizon Method"

"I've had sex with Charlie Sheen like a hundred times and am clean as a baby thanks to the Quizon Method"

By using the Quizon Method, Bruno Mars achieved international fame despite being a short Filipino with a bad 'fro.
by Prof. Dan Gliebols MBBS, BMed January 23, 2020
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Quiznos

A fine place to get subs, made fresh to order on Quiznos own white or whole wheat baguette-style bread. Then toasted to golden-brown perfection. Special sauces and seasonings, melted cheese, all combined to create the best subs money can buy.
Quiznos is so much better than Subway. It's that toasted goodness!
by anonnymouse January 2, 2004
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