queefer

one who queefs

queef; an expulsion of rancid air from the vaginal cavity, causing a 'fart'-like sound.

by feederboy March 31, 2003

Queefage

(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy

1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself

by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

Queefer

Someone that can queef on command.

My mom is a queefer, I told her to queef and she did.

by mochiismol_ April 27, 2019

queefer

The vaginal fart, also known as the queef, vart or pussy fart

the first time I heard a heard a queefer I laughed my ass off. the chick was mortified.

by Anonymous December 18, 2002

queefmaker

When a pregnant lady gives birth to a girl

That queefmaker gotta be loose by now everything been up dat cooch.

by Depressedfroggyboi May 1, 2020

Queefer Reefer

Queefer Reefer is when you are hanging out with a friend that is a girl, and she smokes a blunt with you. She then takes a “drag” through her vaginal cavity and queefs it out for you to inhale.

Friend: yo how was it with marilla yesterday? Did she give you queefer reefer?

by SergeantSmozzule July 27, 2021

Quinn Queefer

Someone who is overly obsessed with realism in video games.

Person #1: "dude that was so gay"
Quinn Queefer: "yeah, in my game i would do..."

by tenpoundgun January 2, 2012