similar to a wad, only not as thick in consistency, and not lumpy, a regular load generally
ahh it was so satisfying to leave a quat behind
by oz May 23, 2003
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you reckon she's hot??
--quat! she minging
Can also be used in accordance with fische or quiche.

E.G Are you going to do your Maths?
-Fische, quiche, quat goive! (no)
by chiyne January 13, 2005
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A nonsensical word created by immature high school students who need a way to "stand out" and distinguish themselves. Obviously these kids don't have enough personality to do this through any other way than posting "quating" on facebook statuses and forming a secret club about the word. It gives them a sense of identity although its superficial because the identity is essentially built around something unreal.
by omgimsogay October 29, 2010
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If your a twat and you quief, your a quat!
That twat was walking down the street when she quiefed. Now shes a quat.
by Nickolaii March 23, 2007
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tall pale skinny bird resmebling figure
Damn that faggot looked a quat.
by ja-maine July 22, 2006
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commonly consumed urban smoking material causing hunger and laughter
Man, that quat was some good shit.
by joyful noise August 29, 2003
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Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.
Tristan Bentz is a quat monkey!
by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019
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