quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

quackity

emo gambler with an ex husband

quackity.

by krinios! March 24, 2021

National Quackity Day

June 12th is national quackity day.

let’s all celebrate the iPad kid on this day

“What day is it today?”

“It’s national quackity day!”

by spicefoodgood April 25, 2021

nurse quacktitioner

A nurse who thinks she is a doctor.

Nurse: "I subscribe to professional medical journals! I am a nurse practitioner!!!"
Me: More like 'nurse quacktitioner' to me.

by JRSchwartz March 5, 2019

quacked in

a state of readiness for those who are looking to get the most out of their drinking experience

I'm fuckin quacked in and ready to go baby!

by hixvac November 30, 2011

quackityxobamafanfics

a hot tiktoker thats rlly popular and like rlly cool and hot and did i say hot yeah well yeah theyre seggsy asf and idek how theyre still single lololollol totally not writing this rn - maya

“do you follow quackityxobamafanfics?”
“oh that hot mf? ofc i do”
“YEAHHHH!!”
“lets makeout now”
“ahaha say less”

*makes out*

by quackityxobamafanfics February 22, 2021

Quackity

A BIG MAN

Tommy: BIG Q
Quackity: AYYYYY

by dmwastaken December 3, 2020