Queeb

A person who farts in a full bathtub and chases after the bubbles orally to ingest them for a cheap high.

Don't go into the hot tub, Mark is being a queeb!

by Humptulips December 15, 2009

queeb

meaning to ingest any substance that would alter your perception of your immeadiate surroundings. Started by a select group of koolkids in NorCal

"Man, I have been studying all week long, I can't wait to relax and just get queeb."

by Samantha Moore October 17, 2006

Queeb Art

An ancient art form in which the male sex organ is used to create a marvelous and inspiring work of art of any medium

Despite Brian's wise words of warning, Scotty proceded to apply the priciples Queeb Art to the potter's wheel, resulting in weeks of recovery for poor Scotty.

by ao69 July 21, 2009

Queeb tax

The Queeb tax is a mandatory 18 % tip on all French-Canadians who travel to Vermont and eat in a local restaurant. This is due to the fact that some French Canadians are poor tippers. The tax is also applied to people from France, Belgium and Switzerland.

I paid a 20 % tip to the waiter in Burlington, and then right after that, the waiter made me pay an 18 % Queeb tax.

by Aliases August 31, 2012

Queeb Trout

Someone who you do not want to talk to or know, who looks creepy and annoying, e.g. greasy hair, thin whisp of a mustache, generally looks like they would stand by you and start talking to you about something normal people do not talk about.
variations: queeb, queeby, queebus maximus

Man, that queeb trout at blockbuster REALLY needs to start shaving his lip. All i could do was stare at it while he told me about star wars!

by vandinenator March 16, 2008

e-queeb

to queeb someone is the side, in the hope they react dramatically
therefor to e-queeb is to queeb via internet

"hi"
"hey"
"e-queeb"
OUUUUUUUUUUUCH

by alexanderq January 5, 2008

queeb

An unidentifiable substance, which is usually slimey and wet.

1. Look at that trail of queeb over there.

2. It was a giant blob of queeb.

by Kazmire July 18, 2008