querf

Unlike a Pussy Fart Queef.
Its a, Penis Fart.

"just when you thought all the bathroom jokes are over, i found another"

1.I Querfed In The Pool And It Created Bubles That Floated To The Top Of The Water.

2.My Querf Smells Like Maserpiece BBQ Sauce.

by matt hazan May 13, 2005

qsefthukozcbmawdrgyjilxvn

ultimate boredom

Person 1: you think anybody else has searched "qsefthukozcbmawdrgyjilxvn"?
Person 2: probably

by random guy online69420 September 13, 2021

querf

n. querf

querf - the sound made when air is blown out of a vagina when a penis is inserted into it.

That was a mighty loud querf as i f**ked her in the a**.

by TomE2theK May 13, 2005

querf

A sexual act where a male farts into a woman's vagina, and she then expells it in a queef.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night I had my lady querfing up a storm.

by whole fisted February 4, 2007

Querf

a dick fart otherwise known as a Jordan. (=

"so do boys querf since girls queef?"

by lady goo goo ga ga February 5, 2010

Querf

To cough into a vagina

She loved it so much when I querfed last night.

by buffy_in_faith November 24, 2016

qsefthukombcz

when your so bored you try to make a zig zag pattern with your keys but realise that has been done so you miss out the bottom row and then add it backwards missing gaps between at the end

person 1: i'm so bored I've tried every combination
person 2: have you tried qsefthukombcz
person 1: has a stroke

by uhyjbjnh8909876 April 21, 2020