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Qanon

An infantile, complete and udder bullshit conspiracy theory pushed by the lowest branch of human intelligence. The purpose of the theory is to unite a bunch of fucktards that can't think for themselves. NONE of their stupid fantasy has come to fruition. Claiming hydrogen peroxide cures covid-19 and every liberal minded American is a pedophile.... the movement is moving forward in 2022 and 2024 under the leadership of cheeto baby jesus, who is now in a contest with tucker carlson to see how long they can keep their butt plugs in. Qanon followers are an embarrassment not only to their friends and family members, but to every mother fucker on planet earth. Even the insect kingdom laughs as the fly and crawl around. Some Qanon followers self glean after gleaning their entire family because their tiny little synapses cause aneurysms and strokes. If you confront a Qanon follower, do so at your own risk. They are easily confused and have trouble reading and writing. Qanon followers are extremely violent because they do not have a clue on how to debate, or think, or operate technology like cell phones. If American voters choose the fascists cult that was once Republican, they will serve as the Waffen SS.
trump: Well it looks like my lies and toxic rat shit have elevated my people. My Qanon people. They are so fucking stupid I can tell them ANYTHING and they'll believe me! Whahahahah!

Michael Flynn: I used to be a general in the US Army. Now I'm a piece of shit traitor and use Qanon as a way to fit in.
by Asymmetric shits for trump September 29, 2022
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QAnon

A quasi religious belief system. A group of American generals chose Trump to save America, from a Satan worshipping collective of cannibal pedophiles, who are trying to take over all world governments. “Q” is an insider who appeared in October 2017 on a troll space. “A Great Awakening “ was promised, in which the Clintons and Tom Hanks would be exposed as the ringleaders. January 6th was largely fueled by Q beliefs. As Q predictions fail, different future dates are offered for the arrests of celebrities and politicians. Q is an attractive conspiracy theory for the hopeless.
I became enlightened and woke up after reading Q drops about qanon from 4chan
by TheGaleStorm April 3, 2022
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Qanon fodder

An informal, derogatory term for American Civil War 2.0 combatants who are regarded or treated as expendable by MAGA insurgency in the face of enemy fire.
You had the internets, we had automatic weapons, God and the Qanon fodder.
by Northern Monkeys January 12, 2021
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Qanonsense

A set of outlandish and asinine claims propagated as fact. Including, but not limited to, supposed election fraud, deep states, covid-19 misinformation and satanic pedophile rings. A deeper look into these claims reveal that they are warmed over anti-Semitic conspiracy theories dating back to the middle ages and rehashes of Satanic Panic era lies given a modern twist. Qanonsense should be avoided at all costs.
Sound of Freedom is 2 hours and 15 minutes of Qanonsense.
by OzarkWoodhippie August 2, 2023
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QAnon Quid Pro Queef

The conspiracy theory that Trump and Putin used secret queefs between staffers to communicate coded messages.
QAnon Quid Pro Queef coding has now surpassed AES 256-bit encryption as the gold standard.
by QAnon Quid Pro Queef August 6, 2021
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QAnon

A group of anonymous people on the imageboard 8kun conversing with Q, an unknown individual from within President Trump's Oval Office helping to end the processes of the tyrannical Deep State. Q is known to have led people to many trails, called "crumbs," which the "anons" follow to find evidence of illegal behavior from within what is known as the cabal. The purpose of QAnon is to disseminate this incriminating information so that people may be prepared when the evildoers from within the Deep State are brought down.
A: Where did you find out about the Clintons' involvement with Epstein and all of this information about Obamagate?
B: Just by following QAnon. You can literally find that all of it is true by doing a bit of research based on what Q drops and not going directly to MSM.
by nothingcanstopwhatscoming September 27, 2020
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Qanon

Qanon is short for Q anonymous. Collectively it is millions of people worldwide who don't just believe what mainstream tells them to believe. They are people from all works of life with a few things in common: They research stuff intensively. They love their country. They think for themselves. United States military Q intelligence started posting "drops" on 4 chan, then 8 chan, now 8 kun. These are sites devoted to free speech. Q military intelligence is less than 10 people that are extremely high up in military intelligence. Q anons are not gullible and research everything and often congregated on these free speech sites. Q needed to get information out to the public in order to slowly wake the sleeping masses. The truth is there for you to discover. Why did good people get elected and then seemed to do exactly the things that harm our country? Do leaders become corrupted through blackmail? Why do mainstream news anchors hate Trump so badly? They loved him before he was president. Why the worldwide crackdown on child trafficking and pedophilia during the Trump administration? Did previous leaders know that it went on? Why are hollywood actors foaming at the mouth hating on Trump? Are they controlled? Why? By whom? Why do they do all their hand signs and one eye photographs? Why do they glorify evil things? How did Epstein blackmail politicians, celebrities, etc.? What happened under Epstein Island? Why does it have a temple? Search the truth.
Qanons are people who think for themselves.
There is one Q military intelligence team and millions of Anons, known collectively as Qanon.
by DarktoLight March 30, 2021
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