Pros-Jaggin-Pros

When one or more Pro(s) make inflammatory comments toward another Pro, but no offense is taken, because it's immediately followed by the phrase "Pros-Jaggin-Pros.".

Jamison:"You're a greedy Jew."

Dan:"Fuck you, Anti-Semite."

Jamison:"Pros-Jaggin-Pros"

Dan:"Oh, alright then."

by Just a Pro. December 1, 2011

T-prose

Asserting dominance through the medium of prose

"Yo, this novel is so good"
"Yeah, it's one hell of a t-prose"
"I feel dominated"

by Shavesh March 24, 2022

pros from dover

An American slang term for outside consultants who are brought into a business to troubleshoot and solve problems. The term comes from the 1968 book M*A*S*H by Richard Hooker. In the book, the character Hawkeye is described as using the guise of being the pro from Dover to obtain free entrance to golf courses:

"Hawkeye would walk confidently into a pro shop, smile, comment upon the nice condition of the course, explain that he was just passing through and that he was Joe, Dave or Jack Somebody, the pro from Dover. This resulted, about eight times out of ten, in an invitation to play for free. If forced into conversation, he became the pro from Dover, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New Jersey, England, Ohio, Delaware, Tennessee, or Dover-Foxcroft, Maine, whichever seemed safest."

Later on in the book, when Hawkeye and fellow surgeon Trapper are called from Korea to Tokyo to perform surgery on a congressman's son, the following exchange takes place:

"'All right,' Trapper said. 'Somebody trot out the latest pictures of this kid with the shell fragment in his chest.'
No one moved.
'Snap it up!' yelled Hawkeye. 'We're the pros from Dover, and the last pictures we saw must be forty-eight hours old by now.'"

This latter exchange is repeated in the 1970 movie, but the term pros from Dover is not explained in the script. People who had seen the movie, but not read the book, started using the phrase to mean outside experts/consultants without understanding that Hawkeye was using the term facetiously, referring to an old con he used to run.

"Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. Ham and eggs will all right. Steak would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way."

by Shannon L.W. September 12, 2006

proseph

Noun 1. A man named Joseph who excels at whatever it is that he does.

Noun 2. Variation of "Broseph" ; a friend who is so good at what they do that they could be considered professional.

Adjective 3. Characterization of an action that is seen as very well done; a task done at a professional quality or level.

i.e. Man, you threw that football like a proseph.

or

i.e. This fish taco is so proseph.

by the verbanator February 18, 2011

Prose Vomit

When you need to expel pent-up emotions and you do it with an attempt at creatively written words.

Jen had no one to share her feelings with so she turned to her journal and prose vomited out her heart — and found some relief.

by Tommy T.F.B. March 3, 2021

prosecco

The drink of choice for every young to middle aged basic white girl

Guy A: I want some alcohol
Girl B: Let's get prosecco
Guy A: I think I'll stick with beer

by We_Talkin_Bout_PRACTICE June 7, 2017

prosciutto

Noun: Cured ham from Italy: usually served as an hors d'oeuvre.

Used to describe Continuity Remainers also called Hard Remainers in the UK Brexit debate.

A counterpose to gammon, a derogatory term used to describe followers of a Hard Brexit

The prosciutto are demanding to revoke Article 50

by dcotton April 7, 2019