pygmy queen

A taller gay man who has a fetish for short gay men or Pocket Gays.
A big bro seeking a little bro

David is 6'3" and has a huge crush on Jake who is a 5'4" David is SUCH a pygmy queen

by lilpoe December 22, 2016

malnutritioned pygmy goat

Total RETARD. Basically.

God, You're such a malnutritioned pygmy goat.

by Crazy-sheep-girl August 3, 2006

Pygmy

Generally a short, long-haired youth (male). It is not uncommon to find they have rat-features.
Likes to think that they are musically talented. In reality, they are not as their fingers cannot stretch beyond two strings.

'What's that? Short with long hair? Ah! Pygmy'

by Cas January 18, 2004

pygmy man

a slang term for the phallus

Remember to cover the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

by laideback December 12, 2004

chowder pygmy

Non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners.
Excellent way to converse while remaining "all fuzzy and stupid" for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections).

Galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart,
"boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna", and Hibiscus rechowds, "anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye",
ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments...

by Amy Cain June 27, 2006

Pygmy Puma

A very short, fat person.

Damn! Check out that little pygmy puma! Shes huge.

by PygmyPumaLover January 1, 2009

Pygmy

A tribe which is native to the forests of Congo.
The adult men of this tribe tend to average less than 152.4 cm (5'0). They also tend to have a small penis.

Look, a Pygmy boy is on the way to college.
He has a Pygmy penis.

by Bonganikhimachu January 22, 2023