dude: what'
s going on
me: nuttin
dude: gross
me: ?
me: Was that perverted?
dude: Yeah, pwc
me: so what do you think about me in this dress
bf: you look fat
me: excuse me?
bf: sorry, pwc... I mean phat... as in hot
boy 1: hey
man, how's it going?
boy 2: not bad you complete tool douchebag!
boy 1: what the
hell did you just say to me?
boy 2: sorry, pwc...i meant, 'not bad
man'