Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.

John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.

by SexySauce October 11, 2021

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy

Aiden.

Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.

by Asian Rady January 19, 2019

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

Pocket pussy

Mail order bride

I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride

by Tunod81 July 23, 2022

Pocket Pussy

A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.

After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"

by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020

Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.

Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”

by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023