purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis....:)
Jake stuck his purple headed yogurt slinge into my vagina
by jenjen October 15, 2003
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purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.
My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.
by THE BEAN FLICKER April 17, 2006
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purple headed yogurt slinger

"DUDE! That dirty little slut just got shot in her assholio by that nignogs purple headed yogurt slinger"

dribble dribble dribble dribble
by deederpii October 24, 2009
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It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.
"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
by Kay-Cizzle April 06, 2006
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 25, 2023
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