Jade Puget

Jade Puget is one of my favorite people, he is so talented. I wish i could even remotely play like he does. But yeah right! He's a guitar god!

Jade is beautiful!!

by dingusguitarchic07 April 7, 2004

Puppet Democracy

A "democracy" ruled by powerless figureheads secretly controlled by a minority, wealthy elite.

America is a puppet democracy.
or,
Fuck this puppet democracy, I'm moving to the Russian Federation.

by Alpha gee October 17, 2008

Fuck You Puppet Theater

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.

I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

Jade Puget

1)Most fantastic guitaist ever
2)Member of AFI
3)Looks wonderful in Pink

by Lani September 25, 2003

puggergutz

The pooch of fat someone has at their stomache.

by KJ October 3, 2003

Cunt Puppet

The act of a woman flailing around in pleasure as someone fingers her, thus making her much like a puppet upon their hand.

I tell ya, Maggie was quite the cunt puppet last night. I almost lost my hand to her.

by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004

Pumped Up Kicks

A song made by Foster The People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.

If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.

Ted: "I got my pumped up kicks"

Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."

by BlenderThatBlendsThings July 6, 2018