Pudge

A short and stumpy penis. Generally defined as being wider than it is long.

Dude, that guy's got a pudge! He must be gutted.

by son-of-a-pudge October 25, 2008

pudge

the sickest mother fucker in the valley he loves boobs an pussy has fucked 25+women and 6 virgins weighs 250 lbs blond blue eyes 6 foot tall

Carl"whos driving that old granpa car"
Jdogg"thats that nigga pudge

by nipples4pudge March 9, 2009

Pudge

Typically used in reference to a person place or thing that appears ratchet or ghetto. Pudge can also be used for a person or thing that appears somewhat dirty or lazy. In some instances, pudge can be used in regards to someone who lacks morals, character, class, or ethics.

Wow, she drank that whole fifth of Tito’s by herself. That is pudge.

That pudge went ahead and borrowed $50 from me for her rent and used it for her nails!

Tammy and Eddy come from a long line a pudges.

by Roody true July 19, 2022

Pudge

A character trait used to define a superpowerful being
Also used in Looking for Alaska by John Green as an ironic nickname for the protagonist Miles Halter

Man! He's a pudge!

by Shoyo10 February 23, 2022

pudge

Nickname of Carlton Fisk, one of the best catchers of all time. He hit the most dramatic home run of all time.

Pudge was even better than Ivan Rodriguez.

by SoxFan August 21, 2004

Pudge Pudge Pigwhale

A Pudge Pudge Pigwhale is a creature created by the brilliant mind of Terri Kirk. It is said that the Pudge Pudge Pigwhale makes a sound that resembles Terri grunting, "Uhhhhhhhh!!!!"

That wrestler has man boobs, he looks like Pudge Pudge Pigwhale.

by Steven Waring WBMSTR December 5, 2003

Pudge

Someone who makes very stupid mistakes

Jimmy forgot his own birthday! He is such a pudge!

by Mnoan October 17, 2016