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Obligatory Psychotic Jackass

An Obligatory Psychotic Jackass refers to somebody who is self-elected as the rude, obnoxious and possible bully of the school. An example of this is Logan Echolls off the fictional television show “Veronica Mars
VERONICA MARS: And let’s not forget Logan Echolls. Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.

YOU: "Oh my god! Look at that guy! He's a total obligatory psychotic jackass!"
ME: "Yeah, he acts like early season one Logan Echolls!"
by Red Ruby June 17, 2010
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psychic stalker

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.
Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.
by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007
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psychic vampire

One who consciously or subconciously drains the emotions of others.
I knew he was a psychic vampire when I first met him; When he was around, I felt nothing but tired and lethargic.
by The Candle March 14, 2004
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psychic skidmarks

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.
Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.
by Cliff November 12, 2003
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Psychotic Bitch

A woman who is out of control and acts psychotic all of a sudden or always. Their horrible behavior is triggered when you have an opinion that they do not agree with.

The psychotic bitch syndrome occurs in jealous girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, friends, crazy ass mothers, etc.

Psychotic bitches DO NOT like to hear the truth or that they are wrong. When confronted they will attack the victim by vomiting horrible threats and attempt to make the person want to rip their hair out.

Psychotic bitches get pleasure from making others suffer usually verbally. They built their self confidence through bringing others down.

A psychotic bitch likes to believe that they are ALWAYS right and perfect. In reality they are insecure, ugly (inside or out), damaged, and sick people.

If you are a psychotic bitch please seek treatment immediately for your condition. At least for the sake of others around you.
Psychotic Bitch: "You are such a lazy fucking whore! Move out, righhhhhtttttt now! I hate you, I wish you were never born!"

Me: "I'm not lazy you stupid cow! I'm looking for a job and I good grades, you're a fucking psycho"

Psychotic Bitch: "I don't care what you have to say! I'm always right and you don't know what you're talking about!"

Me: "Okkkkaaay, the psycho bitch is having a tantrum again, shall remain quiet and get the fuck out of here"
by Pissedlkehell February 23, 2011
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psychic twins

Famous identical twins Terry and Linda Jamison, who have over 3,000 accurate world predictions on tape. They started their YouTube channel "The Psychic Twins" in 2016 with YouTube superstar Shane Dawson and shattered records. Compsmag has named them the best Youtubers of all time.
My best friend and I just thought about pizza at the same time. We're psychic twins!
by Terry and Linda Jamison August 7, 2018
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psychicpebbles

A very sexy boy and a host of Oney Plays. He is currently waiting his death penalty after beating his friends to near death for going near his senpai OneyNG.
Dude-bro:You know Psychicpebbles?
bro-Dude: Yes, he is the funny little rat man from Newgrounds
by Nersa September 15, 2020
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