Classic Prune

A person who says they will join you soon but never does.

He said he will join in 30mins, but never did ~ Classic Prune

by Prunetesh March 5, 2017

Stewed Prune

A drunk person.

Look at that stewed prune try to stand up.

Don't let that stewed prune drive, call him a cab.

Here comes a couple of stewed prunes, let's roll them.

by Tipsy McSwagger July 28, 2010

Prune Fest

When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.

Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?

Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.

Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!

Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!

Dave: Even better!

Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.

by -Kley- December 9, 2010

Punieta

1: Spanish for a jack off; money shot; cumshot; to shoot jizz.

2: Complimentary peanuts found in a Bar/Saloon to subside hunger while getting drunk. Most of the time, the peanut shells are preferred to be thrown on the floor after you eat the inside.

1: Calmate pinche punieta! (chill out f*cking jack off!)

2: Does Lou's Saloon have punietas? I hate to drink on an empty stomach!

by CrpChristiDJ June 29, 2011

Prune Cat

The animal/beast that attacks when the lights are out. If you recognize a low pitched growl/purr then you know prune cat has arrived. Of course, only people who are under the influence of any drugs can experience the dreaded prune cat attack. Dont forget that if you own a blue blanket, you can cover yourself with that. If you dont own a blue blanket, i advise you get one.

I was blazin that shit up last night and when the lights went out, THE PRUNE CAT ARRIVED!

by johnnyb1994 November 7, 2009

prune chute

Prune chute: elliot Hooks face. Also resembling an anus!

Man he looks like a prune chute!

by blackhawkbob March 16, 2016

Pruning

When someone spends too much time in a shower, bath or swimming pool and ends up with soft, wrinkled skin. This then leads to the person looking like a Prune, hence the term.

Person 1: Man, that was a well deserved bath!

Person 2: I can tell - you're Pruning all over!

by Grbel08 August 16, 2011