freelance photographer

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.

Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!

by Amandel December 28, 2006

Pictographer

A person who assumes that because they bought an expensive camera they are a professional photographer.

My wife bought a new dslr and is starting to charge people for pictures. Im worried that she has become a pictographer.

by Komi Kona December 19, 2012

photographer

person who, despite their best efforts, can't help but to take:
1.) an enormous amount of photos
2.) a normal amount of photos that always turn out to be amazing
aka: shutterbug

~CAUTION~
people might POSE as a photographer;
in reality they are stalking you when they use that long lens to see inside your window

by dominique hamilton December 11, 2006

Hipster Photographer

A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore

Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.

by Smittylovesbacon December 16, 2011

phoTAGrapher

One who, on Facebook, relentlessly tags themselves and others in recently posted albums (despite the fact that no one else cares to be tagged).

Me: Wow Katie tagged, like, thirty people in that album.
Sean: She's a tagging fiend bro.
Me: Classic photagrapher.

by photography, Facebook October 5, 2011

Photographee

A person or thing whose photograph is being taken (not to be confused with its homonym, photography).
As an analogy, photographee is to photographer as employee is to employer.

"As a photographer, the nature is my favourite photographee."

by arjunnu December 26, 2015

Photographer

The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says.

No women will ever do as you say unless you are a photographer

by Maurys Gaucho November 7, 2017