Over Protective Syndrome (OPS)

a neurotic condition, typically occuring in new mothers, in which the child protection instinct completely overwhelms all sense of sanity, reason and normal social behavior.

My sister-in-law won't be attending Thanksgiving Dinner because her son's naptime is from 12:22 to 1:47 and she heard I was sick two weeks ago, is afraid I could still be contagious - complete Over Protective Syndrome (OPS).

by LBiggie August 12, 2009

over protective boyfriend

The dick that won't let you talk to his girlfriend without getting jealous, and threatening to beat you up.

boy: Hey, how was your day?

girl: It was fine thanks, you?

over protective boyfriend (prick) : Fuck off boy if you say another word to my girlfriend your dead!

by iceman007 December 2, 2009

Projectile dysfunction

When you're playing darts but your shots won't stick on the board.

I was at the bar last night but it didn't work out well, I had projectile dysfunction.

by Art.Vandelay September 24, 2012

projectile birthing

A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.

Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.

by camcaroling August 4, 2012

Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020

Projectile Erectile

Projectile erectile is where a penis has been cut off of the man’s groin and loaded into a crossbow, the crossbow then shoots the penis at the desired target exploding the penis on impact

Yo my man Rickly Dickly, I preformed Projectile Erectile on your sister last night

by King Cereal January 16, 2023

Over Protective Father

An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.

Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"

by Majestic Word Writer April 9, 2014