Skip to main content

fridge protector

Someone who relentlessly protects the fridge at all cost
"Aye Cedric you see that big ass fridge protector over there"
by Tsavage901 October 5, 2017
mugGet the fridge protector mug.

Pocket Protector

A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks
Yo, jigga whats wit the pocket protector?
I keep my dust in there, bro
by Nerg June 7, 2004
mugGet the Pocket Protector mug.

The Holy Protector Of Butt

a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.
Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.
by Dr Jean O'Side November 24, 2019
mugGet the The Holy Protector Of Butt mug.

forehead protector

A ninja accessory commonly seen in the manga/anime "Naruto."

They are bands of metal with a symbol in the middle used to represent the nin's home village and three bolts on either side.

Generally they are connected to a strip of cloth of a dark color such as black, grey, navy, forest green, brown, and maroon.

Other variations are connected to cloth so that they may be worn as bandanas, hats, or underwear shaped things on your head.

They are meant to be worn at the forehead, but also appear across the eye, over the eyes, on the head backwards or at an odd angle, as a necklace, as an armband, around the waist, around a thigh, or connected to something the nin carries around with him.
"My forehead protector has a leaf symbol on it because I come from the village Konohakagure."
by EmersonienEra August 15, 2006
mugGet the forehead protector mug.

beast protector

the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person
Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
mugGet the beast protector mug.

12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.
Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
by gis gump February 23, 2011
mugGet the 12 Section Egg Protector mug.

prosecutorial abuse

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.
When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.
by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019
mugGet the prosecutorial abuse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email