by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
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Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 21, 2008
Get the pronger mug.The nickname of James Potter when transformed into his animagus as a stag. Prongs was in a jokester group known as the Marauders with Remus Lupin (Moony), Sirius Black (Padfoot) and the traitor, Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail).
James Potter suffered a tragic death protecting Lily and Harry Potter from the evil Lord Voldemort.
During his time at Hogwarts, it was commonly acknowledged the Prongs was a Chaser of Gryffindor, a ladies man (but not nearly as handsome as Sirius), and the main taunter of Severus Snape.
James fought in the first Wizarding War as a member of the Order of the Phoenix with his friends.
He was betrayed by Peter Pettigrew, but Sirius was blamed.
Harry's patronus is a stag--- Harry once believed this patronus was actually the re-incarnation of his father. Sad, but untrue.
Prongs was awesome!
James Potter suffered a tragic death protecting Lily and Harry Potter from the evil Lord Voldemort.
During his time at Hogwarts, it was commonly acknowledged the Prongs was a Chaser of Gryffindor, a ladies man (but not nearly as handsome as Sirius), and the main taunter of Severus Snape.
James fought in the first Wizarding War as a member of the Order of the Phoenix with his friends.
He was betrayed by Peter Pettigrew, but Sirius was blamed.
Harry's patronus is a stag--- Harry once believed this patronus was actually the re-incarnation of his father. Sad, but untrue.
Prongs was awesome!
by CrossCountryFool15 June 1, 2011
Get the Prongs mug.A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.
Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.
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