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The Prometheus Theory

Theory, The Prometheus Pro•me•theus The•or•y
Noun Adv. (Prom-thyüs thE-rE)

1 The philosophy that helping others brings torture and pain.

2 In party with Sod’s Law, in that everything that goes wrong has been caused by the Prometheus Theory.

3 The epitome of the unfairness of life.
1 Beggar: Money, Sir?
Man in Suit: Sorry... Prometheus Theory.

2 Man: Why did that anvil fall from the sky.
Man 2: Sod's Law?
Man 3: Naw, the Prometheus Theory.

3 Man: I got fired today.
Woman: Well, thats not good, I just went grocery shopping.
(Lights go out)
Man: Oh, so we can't... pay the bills?
Woman: Thats about the gist of it.
by Lord Shawn September 25, 2005
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Prometheus Effect

A refusal to trust that something, i.e. a film, that looks promising will in any way live up to that promise, and a persistent belief that it will, in fact, totally suck. Based on the sharp discrepancy between the heightened anticipation for Ridley Scott's "Prometheus" based largely on thrilling trailers, and the joyless experience of watching the disjointed, nonsensical & pretentious film.
"I gotta admit that the most recent trailer for "Alien: Covenant" looks kinda cool, but I refuse to get my hopes up and be excited for anything anymore--total "Prometheus Effect".
by meerkat67 March 4, 2017
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Prometheus

Venerable Darkness' way of saying that he is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead because I shoved my face in his girlfriend's tank tits.
HO HO HO HO HO, Prometheus what are you casting I have a penis in my mouth so it is kind of hard to talk right now.
by P-Fu July 20, 2008
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prometheanism

Prometheanism is the idea that heat or energy is the result of gravity forcing colors down from ultranihilistic space.

Friction against Tarski's assymmetric lines causes gravity to release color as heat.
Prometheanism is a color theory of energy.
by zanderfin August 22, 2020
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Promethaleann

Promethaleann, is a multi-talented artist known for his work in the music industry. Born on March 18, 1997, in E.Saint Louis and raised in St.Louis. He is working exceptionally hard to reach new heights in the entertainment world. The artist is turning his dreams into reality by improving the presence of his company, PromethaCodeinEnt.

The multi-talented rapper TikTok has grown an extensive audience stream with his ability, creative wisdom, and invasive style to depict that through the weaving of the lyrical structures. He has done this in a short period, all his songs have grossed thousands of streams on different platforms. It is not easy to make space in the music industry for everyone because this industry is open for those who are talented and can manage to chase their dreams.
Promethaleann is best known for his single "I Got The Drip" and Album "Protape 2". No doubt, he is a famous rapper and the majority of people love to watch him and listen to his songs.
by Brandon Stennis November 21, 2021
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Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 26, 2024
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Promethasexing

You sip on a bunch of promethazine and call your girlfriend over. You take ecstasy and smoke 5 blunts at once. Then you do some fent. Then you do 2 gallons of galaxy gas. Your girl rings the doorbell and then you make her wait for five minutes. You inject promethazine in your dickhole and then get sloppy toppy. Then you perform missionary on the couch until you cum the promethazine. Then a zygote with promethazine forms. 9 months later a baby who is a fein for promethazine forms and it doesn't need water but promethazine.
I love promethasexing because it makes the world a better place.
by CaseOh's mukbang December 24, 2024
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