masturbation probation

When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).

"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."

by Gayaka June 20, 2009

Double Secret Probation

In American colleges, it is the act of being put on academic probation for a second consecutive term, with the possibility of being dismissed if one's GPA is not brought up after the second term. It's called "secret" because the person in question does not want people to know that they are at risk of being dismissed and should be studying instead of doing keg stands.

Originally used in the 1978 American college classic film "Animal House," dean Wormer puts the rowdy Delta Tau Chi fraternity on a "double secret probation," since the Delta House is already on probation. The term has since evolved to mean the act of being on probation while still partying on a regular basis.

Brosef: Let's get those girls from the swimming team over and play some beer pong with them.

Broham: Dude, aren't you on double secret probation?

Brosef: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get drunk with these chicks tonight!

by Kegstand0 September 20, 2011

pussy probation

When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)

My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.

by Hooker_itsarugbything June 16, 2016

Mass Probation

A period of time in which one refrains from masturbating, for fear that they would be caught.

Guy 1: Want to come for a circle jerk at Tony's tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!

by billstein9000 March 29, 2010

Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

penis probation

a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj's, no bj's, and definetly no sex for you fellas! Not gonna happen! Not tonight, not for the next 25 yrs of your lives!! Jk...it's been proven the girls are the ones that seem to cave in on their own rule b/c we're so deprived....

He didn't call me for 3 weeks, Mandy! That's aight..just put him on penis probation!

by FeD Up June 27, 2004

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.

Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.

by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021