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Priet

Main Entry: pri·et
Pronunciation: prI-et
Function: noun
a concentrated regimen of eating and drinking sparingly, as well as intense exercise, taken upon to reduce one's weight and refine one's physique in preparation for Gay Pride Week.
Brooke: "Have you noticed that all of the gay guys at our gym are less talkative, all of a a sudden?"
Nicole: "It's the begining of June, so they're all on intense priets, as to look their best for Pride at the end of the month."
by KurtTO May 19, 2008
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Printer's remorse

When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.
Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.

Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.

Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.
by sean1123 April 13, 2008
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Related Words
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Praptee

এটা অনেক বড় একটা প্রাপ্তি
It is really a great praptee
by Porshi October 18, 2018
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pripro

The chant of the most sacred only said by the friends closest to you.
WE LOVE YOU PRIPRO WE DO WE LOVE YOU PRIPRO WE DO WE LOVE YOU PRIPRO WE DO OHHH PRIPRO WE LOVE YOU! PRIPRO! PRIPRO! PRIPRO!
by P2trappyyy September 15, 2021
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3D Printing

The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly

Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars

This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/
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Printing Press

A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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fine print

How lawyers and cell phone service providers make money.

Commonly reads: "Some restrictions may apply / Allow 6-10 weeks for delivery / Offer valid only on Feb. 29 / Additional charges may apply"
"Holy shit, why am I paying $4,800?"

"Should've read the fine print, jackass."
by Ottomite June 28, 2008
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