The Pretzel

When two straight males take their flaccid penises in such a way that it looks like a pretzel dog.
Yo man, I just did the pretzel with my bros last night. Pretty fun, I'd say.
by Booty Wizard January 16, 2017
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Unfortunately, the pretzel in question failed in his attempt.
by Disillusioned Hippie January 15, 2006
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Pretzel

Someone who goes to extreme lengths to prove their fandom/obsession over a certain actor,actress,singer,band,clothing line,tv show,movie,ect..

The person who caught the towel that Gwen Stefani threw into the crowd and used the DNA from her sweat to makes clones is a crazyass Pretzel.
by Sundaypist November 27, 2007
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pretzels are the best food item in the fucking universe and i will beat you to death if you say otherwise i just want to buy out the entire stock of them and eat all of them especially the little pretzel bites at auntie anne's i want to eat so many right now
give me some mother fucking pretzels or in going to peel your skin
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
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I'm a little pretzelled about that new movie.

That psychopath clown is pretzelled.

When I drove my bike off the edge I pretzelled my front wheel.
by Mike99 June 16, 2008
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Pretzel

The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.

It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.
by RaVNzCRoFT April 02, 2007
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i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.
i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?
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