a religion based on this guy named preston-
we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.
psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.
prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.
we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!
we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.
psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.
prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.
we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!
dear preston,
i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.
i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.
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I've bought a Cath Kidston pop up tent specially for Prestonpandemonium.
I hope Prestonpandemonium isn't has muddy as it was in 03.
I hope Prestonpandemonium won't be full of noserudes and monkeymads
I've bought a Cath Kidston pop up tent specially for Prestonpandemonium.
I hope Prestonpandemonium isn't has muddy as it was in 03.
I hope Prestonpandemonium won't be full of noserudes and monkeymads
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