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Portage Northern

A highschool in the middle of Portage MI, it’s full of fruity kids that think there the shit and preppy sluts who think everyone loves them. Northern also seems to have a reputation for getting drugged behind the bleachers at football games, seems fun to me. It’s full of snotty boys that can’t seem to keep there cocks in there pants and girls who will fuck around like it’s a sport. In summary, portage northern is a great place to learn how grow up to be a hooker or a homeless sex offender.
“did you here about what happened at Portage Northern?”
“that drugging that happened behind the bleachers or the girl that sucked off her cousin??”
by sexyhotboy21 October 6, 2021
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postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking
by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008
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firmbook postage

USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?
Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87
by Chris Willis September 15, 2006
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licking your postage stamp

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.
by Jessica Rae April 4, 2006
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pownage

An alternate version of "ownage". Term used mainly in online shooters, where one person is displaying superior and winning traits. Part of "the internet speak"; synonyms include "twnage", "ownage", "lwned". See l33t
That fag got owned!
Pownage!
by Totokeke July 2, 2004
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Portage la Prairie

A stinkly little town where a good day smells like burning potatoes from McCains and a bad day smells like the sewage plant and rotting bird shit from the Crescent "Lake" thats more like a mud puddle where people throw their garbage.

A place to check out the "new" PCU Centre that's already falling apart because despite paying $50,000.00 for a professional surveyor to pick the best spots to build, the city picked a spot that didn't even make the top 10 and they build on a sinking bog where there's only one bridge off so plan an extra 2 hours to get home from any event even though you only live 2-5 km away.

A town where peninsulas are called islands and bogs are called lakes.

A good place to go to get robbed and/or beheaded.
I feel like going somewhere that smells to watch a hockey game and I would like to spend more time in my car than watching the game, let's go to Portage la Prairie.

I don't really like my stuff and don't much care for my head, I'm going to Portage la Prairie.
by gal87 August 18, 2011
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portages breakfast

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.
I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.
by wiley collins December 28, 2007
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