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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.

The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
by TheLikerOfThings November 23, 2017
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Tennessee Powerhouse

1. Play "Rocky Top" in the background.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
Dude, look at this freakin' awesome "T" on my chest! I totally just gave Alli a Tennessee Powerhouse!
by Teabag Tipton April 9, 2007
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scat powerhouse

Dennis said he took a trip to South America with Papa Smurf. He is such a scat powerhouse.
by Scatmaster B May 17, 2007
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Edward Powerhouse

A name often given to penis of such emence proportions that it usually out grows the user. An Edward Powerhouse is named as such due to it's incredible manliness

More often used to state size of phalic objects than to insult somebody who is a massive dick.
My friend Nathan has an Edward Powerhouse!
by Chipmunkcheeks November 30, 2010
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mini powerhouse

A nickname used to describe someone who is short but very strong.
Woooooh man, that wheels kid is a mini powerhouse!
by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 18, 2006
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Manhattan Powerhouse

Fairly Simple; It Starts off as a standing 69 with you holding your partner. It ends in a vicious power-bomb that lands on top of your partners head seconds after you finish in their mouth. (This Would Work Best For Males).

!DISCLAIMER!: Make sure your penis is completely removed from the mouth as it may result in a very painful accident.
Guy: Man, my girls been pissing me off lately.

Friend: Well tell her whats up then.

Guy: Nah, I'll get her with a Manhattan Powerhouse later tonight.

Friend: Right on, I'm thinking about the German Chicken myself.

Guy: That'll show her
by JSpliff December 2, 2010
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jackhammer powerhouse

The act of sticking your hands in a womans meat wallet in the prayer position then move them back and forth, as if youre trying to warm them on a cold day, then let them take off like a jackhammer vigorously making them move as fast as you possibly can sparking an orgasm.
Chase: "man that bitch Kenyon just wasnt satisfied with my 1/2lb polish sausage so i fucking gave that hoe the Jackhammer Powerhouse!"

Mitch: "How did the new mojo workout?"

Chase: "Funny you ask, she is still in that wheelchair from that "back problem"......LOL"
by chase walkondanger July 12, 2011
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