posterior funk

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!

by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

by Heaven Ximena April 11, 2015

Poser

Kids that bring their skateboards to school.

Poser: Ya, I'm just going to walk to school with my skateboard and not ride is so people will think I'm a bad motherfucker.

by measingeneral July 2, 2012

My Chemical Romance Poser

Someone who only owns "The Black Parade" but thinks there a "mega ultra ubber fan". Sadly they outweigh the real fans and give them a bad name. Because of wannabe emo 13 year old's MCR has become known as a "typical whinny emo band", when the in fact have decent music, meaningful lyrics, and are completly against suicide.

*TYPICAL CONVERSATION IN A MCR CHATROOM"

xxultraxemoxultraxmcrxfan- heyzzz ever1 isnt black parde da best cdzzzzz ever?

ixluvzxgerardxway- of cousezzz!!!! i luv mcr so effing much dey rock so hard! lolololol im so emozzzzz

real.mcr.fan- yeah i guess the black parade was cool, but the bullets cd is my favorite. i also love the inner story of the revenge cd!

ixluvxgerardxway- whatzzz ru taking bout dey only gotzzz 1 cd

real.mcr.fan- stupid my chemical romance poser

*you have been booted from this chatroom*

by East Park March 19, 2010

poser emo

one who tries to act emo for the sake of fitting in. but has no real life problems or anything to be upset over.
thinks emo is cute. acts emo because they think it is kool or "in". a prep who does it for the sake of wearing clothes with skulls on them.

prep: Oh my god! my life sux! so i went out and bought this 80$ shirt with skulls on it with my daddy's credit card.

me: go fuck ur self u poser emo... -_-

by meaghan o. August 6, 2007

Pottermatum

Forcing a girl to make a choice between two ultimatums;
Stop being best friends

Start dating eachother

He was her best friend before he gave her the pottermatum

by ldm9two March 29, 2020

Skater Poser

Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.

A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.

*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*

Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!

Real Skater: Let's see it, then.

Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.

Real Skater: Here, use mine.

Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.

*Skater Poser runs away*

Real Skater: Poser...

by youdon'tneedtoknowme July 9, 2010